Not Me! Monday

Thanks, MckMama, for this awesome tradition! Is it Monday again? My goodness, the weeks are flying by! I'm so excited to settle in and talk about all the things I did not, at all, even a little, do this week!

I am not rewatching Felicity on DVD because I can't stand silence at home after the kids go to bed. If I were rewatching it, I would not be torn over whether she should be with Ben or Noel even though I already know what happens. That would be a waste of brain power, which believe me, I am already lacking!

Some of you may remember that Ava got a High School Musical track suit for sleeping in her own bed for a week. Well, when Jace caught on to that, he did not demand his own HSM track suit when he had fulfilled the week sentence. No big deal, right? Well, they only make these track suits for girls. So I did not just buy him a girls track suit. No way.

Yeah. And I haven't let him wear said girls track suit every day this week.

John's been at work a lot this week, so if you had come by my house, you would not have caught me rocking out to Rock Band on my own at night an trying my darndest to rig a mic stand so I could both play the drums and sing at the same time. Tricky, let me tell you.

It also did not take me until the other day to realize that louder is not always better when singing on Rock Band. It said "The louder the better!" I thought it meant you got more points if you were loud.

You don't.

It would not have been nice if I'd figured that out before my neighbors heard just what is sounds like when you're trying to get five stars on Bon Jovi.

I did not stress to John today how the house has to be cleaned and we are 84 loads of laundry behind, stress him out completely, and then go take a nap and leave him to clean on his own. I am a good wife, really! I was obviously just playing a little too much Rock Band this week.

This week, one of our high schoolers did not offer to sell their leftover pain meds from a wisdom tooth removal to donate to Seth's fundraiser.

I did not consider it, not even for a second.

Today, my kids did not decide to jump on the trampoline naked. I did not crack up laughing and do nothing to stop them, mainly because I was counting bracelets and I was afraid of losing track and having to recount.

Aannnd finally, I am not thrilled that our bracelets are in and we can finally begin fundraising for Seth's surgery that is only three months away! You can't read about his surgery and his fundraiser in the left sidebar, either. =)

Happy Not-Meing!