Saturday, January 9, 2010

He's in the doghouse.

You know how in Glee, Mercedes throws a rock through Kurt's window when she thinks he's jilting her for Rachel, and then she sings the heck out of "Bust your Windows"?

Well, maybe you don't, especially if you don't watch that show, but it totally happened and it was awesome. Basically, a girl has a crush on a guy who has a crush on someone else, but when the first girl finds out, she takes it...badly...and throws a rock through his windshield.

Then she bursts into song with cheerleaders as back up singers and sings a song with these lyrics:

I bust the windows out ya car

And no it didn't mend my broken heart
I'll probably always have these ugly scars
But right now I don't care about that part

I bust the windows out ya car
After I saw you laying next to her
I didn't wanna but I took my turn
I'm glad I did it cause you had to learn

I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you felt when you saw it
I didn't know I had that much strength
But I'm glad you know what happens when...

It was basically awesome. I'm not completely sure about the parallel between cheating and broken windows standing up to much scrutiny, but it was still awesome, and who doesn't want back up singers and dancers to help let your inner diva out?

I wish I lived in a musical. I already have a theme song and a manager, so it wouldn't be that far a leap, right? Maybe I'll try just bursting into song and dance one day and see how people react. 

Anyway, considering the above anecdote, when I was driving to pick the kids up from school the other day and saw this, I could only think one thing.

If turning someone down gets you a rock through your windshield resulting in a small but dramatic hole, then what in the WORLD did this guy do???

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On second thought, I might not want to know.
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