In which we reveal our startling knowledge of Quantum Physics.

Or, How do you pronounce "Crayon"?

This is what it would be like if you talked to me on the phone.

So my great friend Sarah from Kingdom Twindom + 1 wondered if, despite the relatively bold blogging we both do, we weren't sharing our real lives with you all. After reflection, we decided the best way to let you all in on what life is really like with us on a daily basis was to share our phone conversations with you all, uncensored, unedited, and surrounded by all nine of our children. 
Yeah, really. It's a trip. 
From this, I have learned that I mumble, say "like" too much, I have a terrible midwestern accent, and that my kids are way more crazy than Sarah's kids. She's a cheater, though. Don't let her tell you any different. She was drugging her children to be quiet. That or doing a craft with them...one of those.